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The “ba bye Daddy” post

Decided to do another idle blog post abt something kinda diff.
Yesterday (26 Feb) ma first year group went 2 a girls home. I really didn’t feel like goin but some1 (<3) changed ma mind. (I'm typin with 2much detail rite!!! This go take 2 long so fast 4ward) I was helpin this lil girl read, she was 11 and couldn't pronounce a word as simple as " Bear” poor girl called the word teddy. I really tries 2 help her but the books were wayyy 2 advance 4 her. We just started 2 talk and she told me abt how she liked music and tht her mom never carried her to kindergarten :’( . She walked with me and showed me around for the day and I gave her ma fone 2 take a few pics. She eventually carried over her friend and introduced me as her daddy (tht was so fuckin cute) the asked me 2 come back tomorrow and I said I couldn’t but she’ll see me again, she asked me 2 carry her out on ma holiday n I told her I had school. (Fast 4wardin once more>> ). We had to leave and she told me bye and I went into the bus, she ran up behind the bus and said “ba bye daddy” and I waved. I know feeling sorry 4 her won’t help but I can’t help it :’(

Jamaica the communist

If u know me u’d kno im a real… “open minded” person. Jamaica a country that is suppose 2 be all about expression is like a fuckin communist country. People let the bane of the society dictate what we do. REALLY, how the fuck is someone sum ppl go dictate what i do. If i wha suck pussy, fuck yeah imo suck it (not sayin i do tho jus an example ) all drink d juice (ok im over doing it). But the fact remains what i do or dont do is my choice im not go let some backward thinkin people stop me from doin anythingggggggg that i find amusing. I think the biggest problem in Jamaica is that we focus on other people instead of just focusing on out “own world”, work with whats in-font of u. If people fuck man beast or batty (Jamaican for ass) let them do it. its not our responsibility to say what is right or wrong. Its funny how people go say its against the bible, so conveniently we religious now. Crime capital in the world and our main problem is who people fuckin… tisk tisk tisk

ALBUMS to LISTEN…….

This has been a reaallllllyyy good year for music both for new commers and some of the vets.. Two of the most anticipated albums this year Drakes- Thank Me Later and Eminems-Recovery

Drake- this album has been anticipated for over a year now, it features the dream, jay z, lil wayne, nicki minaj among others. This album has about 13 tracks each leaking over the past few months so most fans already have all the tracks, though Drake has has claimed that the leaks will help his sales i aint buying it but what else could he of said.. “OOPS”. Over all it has about 10/13 good tracks, not allot but i guess he thinks he doesnt need to push out that many tracks but what i dont get is the fact that he puts out so many mix tapes with original tracks but gives so few when it comes to the album. But i aint hating on Drake this shits gonna be platinum in a few weeks.
DOWNLOAD: http://sharingmatrix.com/file/9241793

Eminem- RECOVERY. after releasing that terrible excuse for a album AKA relapse EM decided to get of drugs and go HARD-ER. which he did… DAMN EM. this album got about 17 tracks and its 95% perfect. he’s got a few features in it from P!NK, Rihanna, and Lil Wayne. but its HIT AFTER HIT.. the only problem em’s gonna have it deciding which ones to make a vid for. this album is violent but calming… classic EM. oh yeah Em’s album did leak a few weeks early to but he just pulled up d release date.
DOWNLOAD: http://hotfile.com/dl/50331598/bb3447f/re.rar.html

IN my opinion go get Em’s album not drakes, well drakes album not bad so u can get it to if u got some change, but its likely over the past few months you have allov d tracks.

Poor Sexy Girl…

SO this girls i been talking to lately… CUTEEEE, like a 9/10…. looks wise, personality like a 3. I mean its not that she annoy me or nothing but damn, she kinda too perky which is sometimes nice but looses its appeal at about 12 AM. SO i guess i lied she does kinda annoy me. So why do i continue my pursuit u may ask… SHE CUTE. SO the question now arises are all human beings shallow and are willing to look pass anything to get a pretty face? The answer is (drum roll plz) YESSSS. We might not wanna admit it but yeah its true, people cant see personality and its like we wear our partner as an accessory to show something like status like a watch or a dog or even a car. so am i wrong probably yeah but thats not gonna stop ma pursuits in the slightest and it shouldnt stop you either

I Phone 4… to buy or not to buy

Again apple has come up with a new way for us to spend our dollars, thing time its with the new IPHONE, the IPHONE 4G. Before even being released this devise has gotten more google searches than the Paris Hilton sex tape (FACT… nt really).
So here are some reason why you should or should not get the new Iphone.

BUY…
1. Its from Mac.. therefore its an high end device
2. Its pretty… not much more than the previous model but still.
3. 5 MP camera… Damn.
4. If your a game-aholic its necessary to feed your urges and get your digital high

DONT BUY….
1. Its from Mac, therefore next week they are gonna make a new slightly improved version and charge more money so we can go buy it and be up to date.

2. What can an Iphone do that your blackberry cant (that u REALLLLLY neeed). An Iphone does not guarantee pussy, success or friends. only shows that i have some dollars to kill so i bought this.

3. Its been repored to have antenna problems, bluetooth probs, sms probs.

4. Who aint gonna haave one a these within a yeat (in USA at least)

SO it this really worth 199$ plus….. I mean as a gift HELLL YEAH but 2 spend…. NAHH

AIR YEEZY

Kanye released his first official shoe with NIke, named the AIR YEEZY. As soon this shoe was released reports surfaced of imitators, due to the fact that this shoe costs 1000 on E bay. Don’t worry people, you won’t have to surrender to these. The real Nike Air Yeezys in Zen Grey / Light Charcoal colorway hit the stores on TODAY (April 4th, 2009) THE FAKE>>

THE NEW WAY KIDS ARE GETTING HIGH… involving tampons??

Apparently kids have found a new way to get high by inserting vodka soaked tampons into the vagina. And just so the boys won’t be left out, it works rectally as well. This is one of those awful things that no one wants to believe is possible, but read on.

Keep in mind that many vaginal medications are routinely administered via tampon, and that the unprotected membranes of the vagina and anus would allow alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster than the acid protected gastrointestinal tract.

WE AT KING1876 DO NOT CONDONE THIS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR ESPECIALLY IN THE CASE OF THE BOYS!!!

GIFT ideas 4 cheap brothas

FIRSTLY LETS DEFINE CHEAP….. CHEAP ON AVERAGE REFERS TO 20 u.S. OR 1500 Jamaican

1. Get some sentimental shit like a locket . U guaranteed pussy and have enough money left back to buy the rubbers n cigs.

2. Some lil perfume bath n body type thing girls love it, it practical n most of all its cheap.

3. Prepare her dinner not realy a gift “gift” but still it go make her feel mad special and if u cant cook n dont wanna risk poisonin the G order it dish it out n then destroy all boxes then throw in some candles n stuff. ACTION IS A MUST

4. Heres another thought not really a girt but it might detract her long enough for her not to realize. here it goes, walk around some old places that yall use to go old school or park or shit like that they’ll eat it up n no money was spent

5. U can buy a bunch a her favorite girls movies like 10 its a lil bit over 20 dollars but still shell love it, it shows consideration and……. by the time the movies finish it most likely will be night n we all know what can happen next if she not too tired.

6. Few weeks in advance ask her about her past, stuff she use to find cute or funny…. blah blah blah. Then work on gettin a few of these things, this is where Ebay comes in. Then she look n sees it n be all OMG where did u get this??!!! make up some story about how u searched all over n u good now XD

RESPONSES MAY VARY.
KING 1876 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS OF SAID GIFTS.

Things to Smack ya Woman for!!!!

1. If she diss ya Mom. (women never diss moma(
2. She damage the ride ( especially if it look better than her)
3, If she bring men over the criB ( beat the 2 a em)
4. If she rack up big dollars on the Visa/ Master card. (well beat yourself to for making her have the pin)
5. If she gets the media involved TV, Radio, News paper. (shit like Cheaters of Jerry Springer)
6. She has a boyfriend an your her husband.
7. If she hits u first no wait if she hits you twice the first times a chance.
8. If she comes to you sad then be all “theres another man.. ok. And he;s your best friend”

THIS IS A JOKE WE AT KING1876 DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN. WE LOVE THE GIRLS!!!!

LOOK THE CARTER 3!!!!

Wayne’s son, Dwayne Carter III, was born Wednesday afternoon (October 22), at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, a rep for the rapper told MTV News. It’s Carter’s second child. He has a daughter, Reginae Carter, with Antonia “Toya” Johnson, his high school sweetheart, whom he married in 2004 and divorced two years later.

The identity of the boy’s mother had not been announced at press time( WONDER Y….). This is Wayne’s second child, THAT WE KNOW OF I BET THERE LOTS A WEEZY BABIES OUT THERE… like weezy F baby wonder what the F stand for… maybe its fuck, so y would he say WEEZY FUCK BABY. Maybe weezy has fucked baby since they so close enough 2 kiss an all and its not even his damn son. HOW STR8 or maybe u so str8 u can kiss your step father and still be str8, like how snoop can wear clips an still be hood…… DAMN I strayed off topic.

UPDATE!!!! SInce this was posted in 2008 weezy has gotten more popular therefore has had 2 more sons one from washed up NIVEA…and d ever so sexy miss LAUREN LONDON.. WEez populating d earth, n its rumored that Shanell aka SNL member of young money may also be preggers

I PHONE VS G PHONE VS Blackberry Storm

G PHONE
* Touch screen
* 3MP camera
* Customizable home screen
* One-click Google Search
* Video playback
* 3G network and Wi-Fi access
* QWERTY keyboard
* One-touch access to Google applications
* * Maps (including satellite, traffic, and street views)
* Gmail
* YouTube
* Calendar
* Google Talk
* IM/text/e-mail

I PHONE

- 3G Network
- GPS
- White and Black colors, plastic molding
- More Countries: 22 on July 11, 70 total in the coming year
- Exchange Server support
- Flush headphone jack
- Improved Audio
- Thinner edges
- 2.0 Firmware including App Store and more features
- Longer battery life
- Syncs with new service MobileMe (replaces .mac)

Missing Features:
MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
Video recording
32GB Model
Red Color
Video Camera in the front
Copy/Paste
Better camera
Better Bluetooth
* Music player

-3 Megapixel(s) with autofocus
Video recorder with Half-VGA resolution
- 1GB out-of-box microSD memory slot (16GB)
- Bluetooth 2.0
- Software QWERTY
-Windows Live, Yahoo!, AOL, ICQ

THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TILL A SECOND DATE!!!!

1. Never reveal your address (what if shes pregnant the last thing is both of out lives to be ruined lol )
2. Never mention how small or how big you are. (either she laugh or scared dont chance it)
3. Dont let her know you play video games (even though most guys do, it kinda looks bad ) AVOID all tech talk unless she like dat stuff
4. Never tell her why your single ( unless its a well crafted lie other wise you staying single)
5. If she fat yeah. second date tell her (if there is a second date).. i mean she might now know, enlighten her
6. Never let them know about your money (if u rich u get screwed if yu broke u get fuck!)
7. Avoid words such as “-HOLIC or ADDICT” (EVEN IF ex- IS IN FRONT)
8. Medical info… do not reveal any illnesses, diseases…. who wants a disease ridden partner
AND HERES SOME FOR WOMEN ONLY!!!
1. BABIES (first date common woman)
2. Moving in
3. Never say you have kids unless you want the brotha gone
4. Never mention your old man (especially if hes a murder thief arsonist or any variation of these things)
5. DOnt ask for favors or nothin like that… bitch i dont kno u like dat hell nah i aint doing ntn 4 u, fuck all dat gentle man stuff LMAO (kinda)

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Pregnancy News

Nick Cannon Mariah Carey is planning for a busy few months ahead – she wants to start a family with new husband Nick Cannon because it’s the next step of married life.

The couple wed in a sunset ceremony at Carey’s home in the Bahamas last Wednesday (30Apr08) and 39-year-old Carey isn’t wasting any time baby-planning with her 27-year-old beau.

She tells the New York Daily News, “It’s part of the whole purpose of getting married. I’d just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could.”.

DIDDY STEPS IN IT!!!

Sean Combs aka puff daddy aka Puffy aka P diddy aka Diddy steps in DOG SHIT!!!

HOW TO SPOT A BITCH and What does fuck mean?

1. She is self-centered (THINKS SHE’S THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE CONDOM)
2. She criticizes everything… ( you, other girls, movies, sex)
3. She wants to be worshiped like a goddess (bitch please)
4. She feels the need to be overly honest (like someone asked)
5. She bosses you around ( if u a big enough clownie)
6. She flirts with other men anytime anywhere ( there is a thin line between bitch and slut)
7. Cheap…. ( never spends a dime but wants the best)
8. She chews gum a particular way ( i cant describe it but when you see it you’ll know)

If apple made a girl….THE I GIRL

1. She would be faster than usual
2. She would be White, small, and cute
3. she would be Touch sensitive
4. She would be more expensive than usual, but worth it
5. She wouldn’t get any virus
6. Easily modified for personal use
7. If you tilt her her she goes all the way down
8. Every man will want her have her
THE DOWNFALL IS THAT YOU HAVE TO THINK BEFORE

YOU BUY A I GIRL BECAUSE AS YOU BUY IT
APPLE WILL MAKE THE I GIRL 3 G LIKE THIS….

How to know if your girls cheatinig

1. Is she unusually happy suddenly?( that means she getting it from someone else)
2. Does she have long conversations on the phone and moves or gets quiet when your around. ( she hiding something)
3.Is she spend more and more time with her GIRLS (cheating or LEZ u pick)
4. Is she spending more money than usual an doesn’t say she does ( but this could also mean she buying drugs so…)
5. She’s more calm than usual
6. She suddenly looks like the girl you fell for (She prettying up for a next guy)
7. Does her breath smell like penis

MAC GONE GOLD

This gold-plated Mac Book is actually the idea of Computer Choppers. Steve Jobs would definitely like the metamorphosis of Mac Book, Computer Choppers can perform. You can benefit from two versions: 1) a 24-karat gold-and-diamond version, with the diamonds filling the Apple logo, or 2) the plain gold version. The diamond version has approximately 2 karat total weight in diamonds, which might make a gorgeous wedding ring.
Computer Choppers promises to turn your MacBook into a gold brick within 2-4 weeks. It’ll cost you $ 1,200-$ 1,500, some even speak about sums such as $ 6,000 and $ 9,000.
The customized MacPro comes with a one-year warranty (hardware, plating, and custom painted keyboard/track pad). The kit also includes extra case feet, a microfiber cleaning kit, a Radtech Sleevz and screen protector.

MY PET PEEVES

1.When white people find out in from Jamaica and start taking about Bob Marley and weed (like all of us smoke weed, just most of us… not really)
2.Rastafarian barbers. (you cant cutting my hair unless you cut yours)
3. Ugly women who breast feed in buses. ( if u sexy fine, but if u ugly no one wanna see that put it up)
4. People who always talk out a movie (all of us watching the damn show, no damn commentary needed)
5. People who obsess over teen stars ( who gives a shit about the Jonas brothers if you ask me there GAY)
6. People who just see you and pick conversation( not all the time at least)
7. parents who cant control there kids( slap the damn kid)
8. People who can sing singing along!!! (shhhhhh dont try)
9. Those forwarded messages ( im not forwarding it even if im go die)
10. People who log on on MSN messenger and tell people there not in the mood to talk ( so log off then if u dont wanna talk)
11. Women who put on wigs and you know there fake ( oh sure MA your hair is naturally orange)
12. Men wearing more than one ear-ring (you tryin to look like a woman)
13. Grown ass men dating kids and the dumb GIRLS who date them ( PEDO!!!)
14.People who shout your name across a road (what if im hiding from some1 u just kill me)

THE NEW I POD NANO

The new apple i pod unveiled, the Nano Chromatic, which includes new features and the thinnest measurements of any of the devices yet seen.
The fourth generation Nano features Apple’s new Genius function which allows users to create automatic playlists from the iPod’s library with the click of a button as well as a “shake to shuffle” mode sending the gadget to shuffle mode with the flick of a wrist.
It also has curved glass over its screen and a new version of iTunes which includes a function that recommends songs to the user.

Phrases you never say in a argument (mostly with women)

1.Baby dont you trust me? ( all that saying is GUILTY)
2. OK the truth is? (when you give up on the lie is when your in trouble)
3. I love you ( This shit don’t work)
4. Relax (when a woman hears this its like saying shut up, and we know how they react to that)
5. What time a the month is it ( we all know why lol)
6. Why did i leave (insert name) ( death sentence)
7. My friends/moma warned me. ( WTF never you dare say that)
8. This why i never carry your ass no where. (lol bis diss)
9. Bitch where ma dinner at. (im not even go explain this one)

BEYONCE WEDDING RING

JAY z knows how to set his wife up good, how the rest a em to live up to that. Miss B shows off her ring for the firt time,18 carat flawless diamond by Lorraine Schwartz, valued at more than $5 million dollars, according to the jeweler.

WHAT WE DO FOR WOMEN THAT WE REALLY HATE!!

1. Talking ( really sometimes women need 2 shut the hell up GOD!!)
2. Watch crappy movies ( like pretty woman, titanic, P.s. i love you do you think we like that shit.. WERE STR8!) lol
3. Some men hold your purses (not this brotha now way in hell ur purse u hold it)
4. That whole lovey dovey talk like “bye pookie bear” ( we just tolerate it)
5. We always pretend to like some dumb stuff I.E. puppies, flowers, shoes… ( we really dont care how damn cute it is)

6 FORBIDDEN QUESTIONS FOR WOMEN

1.How much money do you make? (when i hear this all i c is GOLD DIGGER)
2. How many women have you been with? (you really don’t wanna know)
3. Is (insert name) sexier than me? ( if you have to ask you kno its true)
4. If i had aids would you leave me? ( ahhh hell yeah dummy)
5. What are you thinking? ( we jut go say you, no matter what)
6. Do you think you can do better than me( if we could we would leave your ass then and there)

THINGS YOU NEVER DO WITH YOUR WOMAN

1. NEVER COMPARE HER TO ANOTHER WOMAN- a smart guy would never really do this, thats just messed up)
2. NEVER COMPLIMENT ANYONE BUT HER- (even if the other girl is BEYONCE they cant handle it)
3. NEVER TELL HER WHAT YOU REALLY THINK( guys no matter how much they say be honest never be honest)
4. NEVER MENTION THERE PERIOD 9they always snap when they hear that word, even if they are really having it)
5. NEVER FOR GET HER BIRTH DAY OR ANNIVERSARY( thats like a death sentence)
6. Never let her know what u love the car more ( u cant fuck a car, or can u…. hmm lol)

Worlds most popular phone

I came acros this and its now apparent that consumers like to keep it simple. Turns out the Nokia 1100 handset has outsold even the most ubiquitous gadgets including the iPod, Playstation 2, and even the RAZR. The Nokia 1100 (dubbed “Penny” by the design team) was created in 2002, launched late in 2003, and has been a very popular phone thanks to good timing. This entry-level, stripped-down handset entered the market just in time to catch a cellphone boom in emerging markets.

USAIN BOLT CELEBRATING.. cause he earned it