GIFT ideas 4 cheap brothas

•December 5, 2008 • Leave a Comment

FIRSTLY LETS DEFINE CHEAP….. CHEAP ON AVERAGE REFERS TO 20 u.S. OR 1500 Jamaican

1. Get some sentimental shit like a locket . U guaranteed pussy and have enough money left back to buy the rubbers n cigs.

2. Some lil perfume bath n body type thing girls love it, it practical n most of all its cheap.

3. Prepare her dinner not realy a gift “gift” but still it go make her feel mad special and if u cant cook n dont wanna risk poisonin the G order it dish it out n then destroy all boxes then throw in some candles n stuff. ACTION IS A MUST

4. Heres another thought not really a girt but it might detract her long enough for her not to realize. here it goes, walk around some old places that yall use to go old school or park or shit like that they’ll eat it up n no money was spent

5. U can buy a bunch a her favorite girls movies like 10 its a lil bit over 20 dollars but still shell love it, it shows consideration and……. by the time the movies finish it most likely will be night n we all know what can happen next if she not too tired.

6. Few weeks in advance ask her about her past, stuff she use to find cute or funny…. blah blah blah. Then work on gettin a few of these things, this is where Ebay comes in. Then she look n sees it n be all OMG where did u get this??!!! make up some story about how u searched all over n u good now XD

RESPONSES MAY VARY.
KING 1876 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS OF SAID GIFTS.

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Things to Smack ya Woman for!!!!

•October 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment


1. If she diss ya Mom. (women never diss moma(
2. She damage the ride ( especially if it look better than her)
3, If she bring men over the criB ( beat the 2 a em)
4. If she rack up big dollars on the Visa/ Master card. (well beat yourself to for making her have the pin)
5. If she gets the media involved TV, Radio, News paper. (shit like Cheaters of Jerry Springer)
6. She has a boyfriend an your her husband.
7. If she hits u first no wait if she hits you twice the first times a chance.
8. If she comes to you sad then be all “theres another man.. ok. And he;s your best friend”

THIS IS A JOKE WE AT KING1876 DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN. WE LOVE THE GIRLS!!!!

LOOK THE CARTER 3!!!!

•October 22, 2008 • 2 Comments

Wayne’s son, Dwayne Carter III, was born Wednesday afternoon (October 22), at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, a rep for the rapper told MTV News. It’s Carter’s second child. He has a daughter, Reginae Carter, with Antonia “Toya” Johnson, his high school sweetheart, whom he married in 2004 and divorced two years later.

The identity of the boy’s mother had not been announced at press time( WONDER Y….). This is Wayne’s second child, THAT WE KNOW OF I BET THERE LOTS A WEEZY BABIES OUT THERE… like weezy F baby wonder what the F stand for… maybe its fuck, so y would he say WEEZY FUCK BABY. Maybe weezy has fucked baby since they so close enough 2 kiss an all and its not even his damn son. HOW STR8 or maybe u so str8 u can kiss your step father and still be str8, like how snoop can wear clips an still be hood…… DAMN I strayed off topic.

UPDATE!!!! SInce this was posted in 2008 weezy has gotten more popular therefore has had 2 more sons one from washed up NIVEA…and d ever so sexy miss LAUREN LONDON.. WEez populating d earth, n its rumored that Shanell aka SNL member of young money may also be preggers

I PHONE VS G PHONE VS Blackberry Storm

•October 2, 2008 • 3 Comments

G PHONE
* Touch screen
* 3MP camera
* Customizable home screen
* One-click Google Search
* Video playback
* 3G network and Wi-Fi access
* QWERTY keyboard
* One-touch access to Google applications
* * Maps (including satellite, traffic, and street views)
* Gmail
* YouTube
* Calendar
* Google Talk
* IM/text/e-mail

I PHONE

– 3G Network
– GPS
– White and Black colors, plastic molding
– More Countries: 22 on July 11, 70 total in the coming year
– Exchange Server support
– Flush headphone jack
– Improved Audio
– Thinner edges
– 2.0 Firmware including App Store and more features
– Longer battery life
– Syncs with new service MobileMe (replaces .mac)

Missing Features:
MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
Video recording
32GB Model
Red Color
Video Camera in the front
Copy/Paste
Better camera
Better Bluetooth
* Music player


-3 Megapixel(s) with autofocus
Video recorder with Half-VGA resolution
– 1GB out-of-box microSD memory slot (16GB)
– Bluetooth 2.0
– Software QWERTY
-Windows Live, Yahoo!, AOL, ICQ

THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TILL A SECOND DATE!!!!

•September 28, 2008 • Leave a Comment

1. Never reveal your address (what if shes pregnant the last thing is both of out lives to be ruined lol )
2. Never mention how small or how big you are. (either she laugh or scared dont chance it)
3. Dont let her know you play video games (even though most guys do, it kinda looks bad ) AVOID all tech talk unless she like dat stuff
4. Never tell her why your single ( unless its a well crafted lie other wise you staying single)
5. If she fat yeah. second date tell her (if there is a second date).. i mean she might now know, enlighten her
6. Never let them know about your money (if u rich u get screwed if yu broke u get fuck!)
7. Avoid words such as “-HOLIC or ADDICT” (EVEN IF ex- IS IN FRONT)
8. Medical info… do not reveal any illnesses, diseases…. who wants a disease ridden partner
AND HERES SOME FOR WOMEN ONLY!!!
1. BABIES (first date common woman)
2. Moving in
3. Never say you have kids unless you want the brotha gone
4. Never mention your old man (especially if hes a murder thief arsonist or any variation of these things)
5. DOnt ask for favors or nothin like that… bitch i dont kno u like dat hell nah i aint doing ntn 4 u, fuck all dat gentle man stuff LMAO (kinda)

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Pregnancy News

•September 23, 2008 • 1 Comment

Nick Cannon Mariah Carey is planning for a busy few months ahead – she wants to start a family with new husband Nick Cannon because it’s the next step of married life.

The couple wed in a sunset ceremony at Carey’s home in the Bahamas last Wednesday (30Apr08) and 39-year-old Carey isn’t wasting any time baby-planning with her 27-year-old beau.

She tells the New York Daily News, “It’s part of the whole purpose of getting married. I’d just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could.”.

DIDDY STEPS IN IT!!!

•September 20, 2008 • Leave a Comment


Sean Combs aka puff daddy aka Puffy aka P diddy aka Diddy steps in DOG SHIT!!!